Feckless No More: FEC Extends Presidential Election By 7 Months

Whew.  Just an Onion article. WASHINGTON—In an effort to help voters make an informed decision at the polls, the Federal Election Commission announced Thursday it would be extending the U.S. presidential election by seven months to give Americans the opportunity to better get to know the presidential candidates.Source: FEC Extends Election By 7 Months To Give Nation Chance To Better...